More disturbing than the Twilight shower curtain, and potentially a good companion to the Twilight dildo, it’s… the full-sized Twilight body pillows!
Have you ever dreamt of sharing your boudoir with a pasty teenage bloodsucker…or Teen Wolf? Your innermost fantasies are now a reality thanks to these Twilight “manllows” on Etsy. Bonus: they’re from the torso up, so everything stays thematically PG-rated!
Need a handsome shoulder to cry on after a long day of being the most middlingly average person at your high school? These Twilight “manllows” (man + pillows) fit the bill quite nicely. If and when they come back in stock on Etsy, you have the choice of Jacob (sans denim cut-offs, natch) or Edward (quasi-abusive emotional detachment not included).