The ether be abuzz with reports of two cons who covered their faces in black magic marker in an attempt to conceal their identities before robbing a liquor store, which proves that, yes, crystal meth does help clear your head before tackling stressful and complex activities like robbery, providing the mental boost needed to face challenges with clarity and panache. Also, I think this is my Halloween costume sorted.
It’s been labelled the worst disguise ever - two men arrested over a burglary attempt in the US were found with fake beards and masks scrawled on their faces with a permanent marker.
Police stopped the car of Matthew McNelly, 23, and Joey Miller, 20 after it matched the description of a vehicle used by two men who allegedly tried to break into an Iowa apartment last Friday night.
When officers looked inside the 1994 Buick Roadmaster, they were surprised to find the men with masks, beards and moustaches painted on their face in some sort of rudimentary disguise.
Check out video at the link below.
(Huffington Post: Stupid Criminals: Burglars Use Black Magic Marker On Their Faces As Disguise)