You have been warned…. You have. So don’t blame me. If you chose to hit ‘play’ you did so of your own free will. Okay?

Behold the quite reasonably named attention-seeking weirdo, Fat Man, AKA Fatman27183141 (not to be confused with THIS weird, attention-seeking Fat Man). As one YouTube commenter says:

‘Tis no man. ‘Tis a remorseless eatin’ machine.

 
In March, 2010, the formerly attention-seeking Fat Man “retired” and cancelled his YouTube channel in a rage:
 

 
Then he returned as “Prophet Christopher1,” wearing a shirt and predicting apocalyptic things would happen.

Here Fat Man shows where he hides his Hot Pockets…
 

 
Reborn in the Lord as “Prophet Christopher” and clothed this time:
 

 
And if you’ve made it this far, here’s your fuckin’ “prize”!