Everyone meet Internet dancing sensation, Jason. He likes to woo the ladies with his interpretative dance of Gene Pitney’s “Something’s Gotten Hold of My Heart.” I betcha his hypnotic moves work like a charm. Here’s what Jason has to say:

Thank you very much,Youtubers for your comments. I might not do another dance video for a long time. In my next video, I will say something very impotent to you all. I don’t always do dance. what I like to do is crime drama.I will tell you more about that and other things too.

 
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(UPDATE: Oh God… Oh God… Oh GOD… there’s A VIDEO AND IT’S FREAKING HILARIOUS.)

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