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The YouTube stylings of Paris and Blanket Jackson
05.13.2010
12:25 pm
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If, like me, you have major problems detaching yourself from King of Pop weirdness, this was a big week for you.  A series of answering machine conversations purportedly of Jackson babbling druggily about his finances was just released in Britain to The Sun newspaper.  Here are some highlights:

“It is Michael calling.  It is very important, I want that 150 in that account for me, because…I am very concerned about my life.  I am hearing a lot of stories that (name withheld) is still trying to sabotage…me…I want to be away for a while where they can’t find me.”

A second message adds, “It is Michael.  It is 4:30 in the morning here that’s why I sound very sleepy and I’m really worn out…but please check the message I left a day or so ago.  I am very concerned.  I don’t trust that man.  We think he’s bad, we think he is Italian mafia.  Please…we must be smarter than him.  So please, help me with this…I wanna be away…I don’t want to be in Neverland right now.”

WTF?  Italian mafia?  Anyway, now it’s coming out that Jackson’s long-isolated (and frequently masked) children, Paris and Blanket (or someone in their circle), have been uploading clips of themselves to the YouTube.  Blanket appears to be a fan of Star Wars, and Paris, evidently, likes…monkeys (but hopefully not chimps).

So, maybe, so far, so good?  Keep it up, kids!  Despite the nuttiness of your possibly non-biological father, you two seem entirely normal! 

 

 
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05.13.2010
12:25 pm
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