Bob the Tan Man from Tim & Eric’s Season Cinco has launched his own website where you can write to him, download a “Me Me I’m a Tan Man” ringtone, buy autographed pictures and even get Bob the Tan Man himself to call you!

Wow! But what would I say to him?

For the personal recorded message service I record a short personal message to the fan. Almost about anything.

This is the most popular and just an example. The message can be just about any length. It’s all worked out prior to any recording.

Hi (Their Name) Bob the Tan Man here from the Tim & Eric Awesome show. I’m sending you a short message about your (occasion here). I’m sorry I had to miss it. I’m sure it would have been a great time and it would have been great to meet you. Best wish’s and hope you have an Awesome day.

Give as much detail about the call. 5 minutes can be a long time.

When there is nothing to talk about the call will end.

I like how he let’s you know this!