Chlorine Candle

Ever desperate for a candle that smells like chlorine, a rest stop toilet, toothpaste, armpits or a No. 2 pencil? And you’re like “Oh gawd, where do I find something like this?” Well guess what? You can quit your endless search ‘cause I’ve got you covered! You see, Chicago-based company Stinky Candle Co. makes these er, candles that smell awful! They’re around $8.99 per candle + shipping.

Here are my choice selections of total random scents to funk up your house (They really need to do one based on Britney Spears’ perfume):

Firecracker Candle
 

No. 2 Pencil Candle
 

Body Odor Candle
 
More enticing aromas after the jump…
 

 
This PyroPet cat candle named “Kisa” is damned adorable, right? As the candle burns, it slowly reveals an aluminium kitteh skeleton. I dig it.

The candle also comes in black. You can order Kisa at the Swish website for around $34 + shipping.