Rejection letter: Cash4Gold is mad as hell, and they’re not going to take it anymore!
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Best part of the letter:
Your petition for an ‘ungreased, backdoor; Hammertime lovemaking session’ with our telemarketer’s Carol and Tracy is feral and preposterous.
Read the larger Cash4Gold letter here.
(via Fasels)