Philadelphia ice cream shop Little Baby’s Ice Cream has a rather strange marketing ploy to grab your attention: autocannibalism. It’s memorable, I’ll give it that!

Apparently no bath salts were used in the filming of this commercial. I’m glad that it’s not “Little Babies Ice Cream.” I was worried there, at first.
 

 
One more commercial after the jump…
 

 
Yeah, it’s a photoshop job by Brian Miller, but still…someone’s gotta make this happen, amirite?!

Washington City Paper writes:

Guy Picciotto’s ice cream-eating motherfucker screed, immortalized in the Fugazi documentary Instrument, gets trucked.

And yes, Miller knows Picciotto wasn’t in Minor Threat, he just “couldn’t resist the pun.”

Thanks, Jeff Albers!

 
Yaskawa-kun, the lovechild of the Pillsbury Dough Boy and Mister Softee, dispenses soft-serve ice cream at Tokyo’s Summerland Waterpark.