Even though this image is from a Christian parody site, someone thought it was the real deal, made copies of it and is handing them out as fliers.

Bless…
 
(via reddit)

 
He doesnt appear all that chastened, tho…

(via Sticky’s Soup)

 
How in the hell does something this happen?! By the way, the anaconda loses and the man survives with all his limbs still intact.

Update: A Facebook pal points out, “Not to be technical, but this is not an anaconda… video seems to be in Africa and that would appear to be most likely an African rock python (Python sebae)”

(via Unique Daily)