You can fool my eye, but don’t mess with my mind [emphasis added].

Here’s a hilarious short clip from Kids Tricks: It’s a Secret by Danny Kormen. Danny teaches wide-eyed kids about the dangers of Ouija boards and of course, Dungeons & Dragons. I got a good laugh from this.

I found the the show in its entirety for $6 on eBay if you just gotta see the rest of it. (Which I’m pretty sure you don’t.)

 
via Christian Nightmares

 
When I first saw this DIY Ouija Board coffee table on Instructables, I wasn’t sure if I liked it or not. But the longer I looked, the more my Native American spirit guide, White Feather, convinced me that it was pretty rad…

Purpletheory writes:

I was inspired by old Ouija Board designs, which had wonderful curved typefaces and intricate illustrations. This was a fun project and cost me around $120 to complete, and requires only basic tools.

There are 11 steps involved if you wanna try making this on your own. All the instructions are here.

 
I noticed someone in the comments section followed Purpletheory’s step-by-step instructions and posted photos of the finished table. I think it turned out rather nicely.

Photo by insilvermoonlight.
 
With thanks to Michelle Ma Belle!

Engaging demonic forces is no longer just a boy’s game!  Meet Hasbro’s new Ouija board.  It’s $19.99, targeted at girls between the ages of 8 and 12, and pink to better lure our daughters into making pacts with “Captain Howdy.”

From the ToysRUs product description:

It has always been mysterious.  It has always been mystifying.  And now the OUIJA Board is just for you, girl.  With 72 fun questions included, you’ll never run out of things to ask.  Who will call/text me next?  Will I be a famous actor someday?  Who wishes they could trade places with me?  Gather your friends around, draw a card, place your fingers on the planchette and ask your question. Concentrate very hard and watch as the answer is revealed in the message window.  Make up your own questions, and let the OUIJA Board satisfy your curiosity in virtually endless ways.  OUIJA Board will answer.  It’s just a game—or is it?

(via Geekologie)