After I blogged about the life-sized model of Bishop from Aliens, I started to poke around the Etsy shop that is selling it. Not only does Florida-based artist Neil Goldsmith make awesome life-like models, he also has a knack for making life-like “Poop Corn” hand and body soap. Why not, right? We’ve all been there after eating corn. Don’t lie.

No, it doesn’t smell like the real thing. It has a refreshing scent called energy, which is one of my favorites.

The soap design is hand sculpted and molded in silicone. Each bar of soap is then created individually by hand and allowed to cure.

The soap is made from a coconut oil and glycerin base.

Energy???

People really seem to dig this… shit, too. Here are some of the five star reviews of the, er, soap:

• “Smell is great and very moisturizing! Shipped promptly.”
• “Exactly what I expected and it smelled great =]”
• “My nephews are going to love this! Shipped quickly and packaged well.”
• “Nice scent.”
• “Was a big hit with my son and his dad! Thank you!”

The “Poop Corn” is reasonably priced at just $6.00 per turd.

As a side note: Each soap is individually made, so color may vary.