Y’know, sometimes he does speak the truth. From the NME:

In an interview broadcast on BBC 5live this morning (April 27), the singer said he won’t be watching the wedding, which is set to be seen by a global audience of two billion people.

“Why would I watch the wedding? Why would I watch it?” Morrissey said. “I couldn’t take any of that seriously. I don’t think the so-called royal family speak for England now and I don’t think England needs them. I do seriously believe that they are benefit scroungers and nothing else. I don’t believe they serve any purpose whatsoever.”

 
Hand screen-printed “Royal Wedding Sick Bags” by British artist Lydia Leith. Obviously the first batch is already sold out, but you can e-mail Lydia about them here. Each vomit bag sells for £3.00.

 
(via Nerdcore)