Billy Corgan, frontman of the Smashing Pumpkins, lover of cats, wrestler and pitchman for local Chicago furniture commercials, announced publicly at a show in Lima that his name is not Billy anymore. “My name is not Billy. My name is William,” said Corgan to the crowd after everyone sang “Happy Birthday” to him.

So there you have it. We’ve all been wrong for all these years and he’s never ever bothered to correct us before on how he actually wishes to be addressed. Do you hear that, guys? IT’S WILLIAM FUCK YOU VERY MUCH. I mean sheesh, they just sang happy birthday to ‘im…

 
via CoS