Well, maybe not all of us exactly, but certainly many of us feel this way. What you’re looking is the Middle Finger Candle by Cool Material.
The “Middle Finger Candle” sounds too nice and polite to me. I prefer to call it the “Fuck You Candle.” I need this candle in my life. You, too?
It measures at 8.7” x 3.5” x 3.2” (it’s similar in size to a real hand) and has a 12-hour burn time. You can get it here for $42.95.
via So Bad So Good