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Indonesian police seize sex doll mistaken for ‘angel’
05.04.2016
09:29 am
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Back in March, a doll was discovered floating in waters near the Banggai islands in the Sulawesi province. A local sea fisherman spotted the floating doll and decided to rescue it. The fisherman took the doll home and his family took care of it. Photos of the doll started to spread online with claims that it was an “angel” or a “spirit.”

Indonesian news portal Detik said photos of the doll dressed demurely and wearing a hijab spread on social media shortly after its discovery.

Rumours then began to spread that it was a “bidadari” along with unverified stories about how it was found “stranded and crying”, prompting the police investigation.

Many across Indonesia continue to hold strong beliefs in the supernatural, including the existence of “bidadari”, which is a type of angel or spirit.

Indonesian police investigated the “angel” claims and discovered the the doll was indeed and inflatable sex toy. 

Local police chief Heru Pramukarno told reporters that villagers had found the doll shortly after the rare March solar eclipse that swept across South East Asia.

The timing of the discovery led some to believe the doll had a divine provenance.

“They have no internet, they don’t know what a sex toy is,” the police chief was quoted as saying by AFP news agency.

I dunno if this is an inflatable sex doll or not. She looks like she’s made of solid silicone. Still, it’s an honest mistake, if you ask me. Could’ve happened to anyone… because anything can happen for those who BELIEVE.


 

 
via BBC

Posted by Tara McGinley
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05.04.2016
09:29 am
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Male ‘manikins’ so realistic you might not need a ‘real’ man again
08.25.2015
09:59 am
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Male “manikin” (hat and cheap vodka not included)
 
So-Cal company Sinthetics are the folks responsible for these fully articulated, anatomically correct sculpted “manikins” (a word the company coined themselves) that are so lifelike, that they may make you may swear off the boring, old real thing.
 
Mr. William manikin with guitar
“Mr. William manikin” in a sensitive moment
 
Prices start at $5,900 for Sinthetics’ male dolls which includes a complimentary “gel buttocks upgrade.” And it is the upgrades that Sinthetics offers that make their individually hand-made manikins truly one-of-a-kind. Here’s a price list of some of my favorites:

Freckles: start at $50 and go up depending on placement, density and amount

Tan Lines: $250 for bottoms-only and $500 for the top. Any style you would like!

Custom teeth (!), labia or nipples all start at $150

Custom Eyes: start at $300 and are done by Sinthetics own “professional” eye maker. Animal and monster eyes are also available (Squeee!)

Extra penises (for the male dolls) are $99 and up depending on the upgrade

Thigh Modifications: $150 - $350 depending on which option is selected

Sinthetics also makes female manikins with customizable “honey pots” (which Sinthetics will happily replace for FREE every 13 months, yipee!) as well as a synthetic penis (which according to Sinthetics’ site are mostly cast from actual penises) that is so REAL looking, you might want to replace your own saggy, worn out one with Sinthetics six-incher. More slightly NSFW photos of Sinthetics lifelike manikins follow.
 

“Gabriel” manikin with blonde wig and 80s party attire
 

 

“Gabriel” manikin with dark hair and a “friend”
 
Sinthetics
 
More ‘manikins’ after the jump…

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Posted by Cherrybomb
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08.25.2015
09:59 am
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Photographer documents a man’s domestic relationship with his lifelike silicone sex doll
06.05.2015
11:25 am
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The rhesus monkey experiments of Dr. Harry Harlow live in legend as breakthroughs in the study of primate socialization, but there is a tragic (and some argue unethical) edge to his methods. Harlow did a lot of work on isolation, often keeping baby monkeys away from mother and playmates, to see how it affected development. In one experiment, he offered two “dummy mothers” to a baby—one made of wire that produced milk, and one made of soft cloth that didn’t; he found the babies would cling all day to the cloth mother, ignoring the nourishing mother except for feedings.

Sandra Hoyn’s photo series “Jenny’s Soul” shows the same yearning “contact comfort” Harlow discovered in the monkeys. Sort of…

Hoyn’s photographs shows the behind-closed-doors life of a middle-aged man, “Dirk” (a pseudonym), and his “wife” Jenny, a realistic silicone sex doll. Hoyn has attributed an entire personality to Jenny, whom he loves dearly, and says he prefers to his previous marriages (he does not specify if these marriages are with real women or Real Dolls). Oddly enough, Jenny is not maintenance-free. She’s heavy, and must be rolled around in a wheelchair, and she requires bathing and powdering once a week. He describes their relationship thusly:

“Jenny gives me security. I never want to live without her again. I am moved by her words. The purity, serenity and honesty of her speaking.”

Despite Dirk’s apparent diligent care, Jenny’s silicone is degrading—she’s “aging.” Dirk is unfazed though, and completely devoted to caring for her. Though he dreams of taking her out in public, he keeps his marriage a secret, aware that what makes him most happy would leave him totally ostracized.
 

 

 
More after the jump…

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Posted by Amber Frost
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06.05.2015
11:25 am
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Sex sells, but can it litigate? Lawyer makes commercial with dirty-talking doll
01.06.2015
05:40 pm
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The Law Offices of Michael A. Fiumara (specializing in personal injury, criminal defense, juvenile law, family law and education law) want to make it perfectly clear that they do not discriminate against anyone—and that includes dirty-talking “novelty” dolls. In the utterly confusing commercial embedded below Mr. Fiumara has apparently decided that the best possible advertisement for his services would be the R-rated testimony of a “Miss Candy Wolinsky” (I’m guessing on the spelling of her name here, but I don’t anticipate her complaining to my editor) who wants the attorney to take off his clothes so she can “go down” on him.

Unfortunately, Candy appears to be unable to control her voracious sexual appetite in the presence of one of the National Top 100 Trial Lawyers in America. Fiumara, always the consummate professional, rejects her rather too forward advances and gives her a referral—what a gentleman!

This guy really is a real attorney, so if you’re in Sonoma County, Marin County or North Bay region of California, I think you should hire him. He even respects slatternly potty-mouthed dolls and treats them with courtesy. What more of an endorsement do you need?
 

 
Via Above the Law, h/t to Eric M. Fink

Posted by Amber Frost
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01.06.2015
05:40 pm
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