This gentleman is certainly in touch with his inner canine. He really takes you there.
thx Brian Morishita !
This gentleman is certainly in touch with his inner canine. He really takes you there.
thx Brian Morishita !
Man, these are creepy (and hilarious). Merely the tip of the iceberg, there are hundreds of these (I assume to be) wannabe actor clips on the Youtubes. Terrifying ! You’ve got to love the unique flourishes at the end of each clip. Acting is fucking weird!
thx Will Wiesenfeld !
Two billboards in Marsa advertising the Pope’s visit to Malta got the unlikely addition of two stencilled images of what looks like a panda. It is not clear why the “artist” in question juxtaposed the bears with the Pope. The organising committee was alerted yesterday morning and it plans to erase the images.
Be Gordon Gekko for a day with Stuart Hughes’ Privé brick phone. From Engadget:
Stuart Hughes usually reserves its gold and diamonds for recent gadgets, but the fine purveyor of ridiculous excess has taken a slightly different approach with its latest offering: the $200,000+ Privé brick phone. In addition to a 22ct gold shell and a smattering of diamonds, this apparently functional phone packs a color screen and features like SMS support and, um… buttons. Limited to just ten but, amazingly, still in stock.
Thanks, Jesse Merlin!
...is apparently where all the cool kids got to go.
(Everything is Terrible: Hogwart’s School of Evil and Devil Worship)
Serious WTF? action happening here. From Popbitch:
We were warned this film was coming. A crazed German doctor kidnaps three people and surgically joins them together, mouth to anus, to create a three part creature. The doctor feeds the first person. The second is fed through their mouth being attached to the first’s anus, and they in turn feed the third person in the same way.
We saw a few pictures and it looked… well, as vile as you’d imagine. Now the trailer’s out, so you can see for yourself.
(via Popbitch)
Give it up for Andrew W.K. for he is a very brave man. In the pages of the Guardian newspaper, the hard partying rocker was willing to tell one of those stories that should probably be left untold, but oh what a great story it is. You see, young Andrew had a massive crush on a girl who didn’t exactly crush on him in return. So the 17-year-old future rock star wrote her a love song, recorded it and turned it in as his high school senior project. That’s where things went terribly, terribly wrong… Play the song here. It’s kinda great for a kid—sophisticated sonically to be sure—but LOL at the same time.
The day after I submitted the song, the head of my school called me and my parents in for a private meeting. They played the song for my parents as I sat next to them, paralysed and devastated by the humiliation. The head of the school recommended that I go into counselling or see the school psychiatrist (my parents did send me to a child psychologist following later exploits in arson, baseball card forgery and mail fraud: his final diagnosis? “You have a devilish side”). That was bad, but nothing compared to what happened a year later.
It turned out that the assistant to the head of school got a copy of my song on cassette and gave it to the girl I had a crush on. This was probably the worst thing that had ever happened in my life. She heard the song and was completely freaked out. Within three days, every kid in school had a copy. She told her friends, teachers and parents: “This guy at school is stalking me and threatening my life.” She played them the song and they called the police.
Read the rest of ‘It’s time to let you hear the song which earned me a juvenile restraining order’ (including the lyrics) (The Guardian)
Thank you Chris Campion!
Remember our anesthesia patient from earlier this week? Well thanks to a comment left by Eric S, we now know that her Jesus freestyle was actually a song by Carman, Christian rap star extraordinaire from the early 90’s! Thanks Eric!
Everyone needs a good party trick. Not sure why this bit of extreme silliness needed an epic 40 second graphic intro, though. Watch a cup, watch a cup !
thx Ron Nachmann !