Once upon a time, I naively believed America was all about the pursuit of happiness, fast food, the right to bear arms and so on and so forth. But I learnt pretty quick that if America is about anything it’s about the right to make a buck out of everything. From healthcare to war—and peace—-politics and Presidential elections—everything in America has a price tag, which devalues the worth of everything.
Even protesting the things you hate costs money.
I only mention this as it’s now possible to show your contempt for Donald Trump by sending him a dick lollipop in the mail.
Yes! For just $9.99 (p+p included) you can send a suckable pink phallus-shaped candy straight to the Donald at his Trump Tower penthouse.
The company behind this Send Dicks to Donald even give their reasons (as if any were required) why you should send a dick to Donald:
To say 2016 has been a shit show is an understatement. However the most bizarre and frightening of headlines has been that the next president may be the most power hungry, immature, psychopathic piece of shit to ever walk the face of the earth.
Since the beginning of his campaign he’s preached racism, ignorance, and misogyny. Trump rallies have become a place where people known for their love of NASCAR and fucking their cousins gather for a white power rally without calling it that. Anybody with a higher IQ than a potato knows the turd you took this morning is more qualified for commander-in-chief than he is. So what would a Trump presidency look like?
1) A nuclear holocaust started over a Twitter war.
2) All American-born minorities being deported to their ethnicity’s homeland.
3) A revival of Celebrity Apprentice for a shot at Vice President.
4) Facts are banned.
5) Forced unpaid maternity leave for all women in the work force despite them having children or not.
6) It’s revealed that repulsive excuse for hair on top of his head is really an alien parasite using him as a host body with one mission: Destroy earth from the top-down, one ignorant statement at a time.
Perhaps a tad over the top—or perhaps not, your mileage may vary—but everyone needs a good sales pitch.
The whole reason for this project is to stop the stream of BS coming out of Trump’s mouth… by putting a dick in it.
Well a lollipop in the shape of a dick that is. SendDicksToDonald.com has one message: ‘Eat a dick, Donald Trump!’
The lollipop will be sent anonymously. Personally for my $9.99 I would want Trump to know that I’d sent him a dick in the mail—but each to their own.
Send a dick to Donald here.
Previously on Dangerous Minds
Donald Trump portrait made from 500 pictures of dicks
Just a nude drawing of Donald Trump in all his glory