In another sign of our impending societal collapse, the Samsung corporation has cleverly come up with a way to target a new consumer, the person without any friends whatsoever! That’s right, with the Samsung TL220 DualView Camera, now YOU can frame shots of—who else—YOURSELF for your Facebook page without even having to have a friend to push a button for you!
But that’s not all, it also has a function called “Beauty Shot” that automatically improves your looks, or as this Amazon reviewer puts it “look like a Model!!!”:
My favorite feature that sent me over the top was the “Beauty Shot” mode and front LCD feature! I have scars on my face due to acne (pretty bad scaring), and I went into Best Buy looking greasy and very sweaty (just got off of work). The pictures I took of myself in Beauty Shot mode made me look like a Model!!! I am not kidding, my face went from greasy and nasty in regular pics I was taking of myself, to looking like I belonged on a runway for a photoshoot once in Beauty Mode!!! I was SHOCKED at how perfectly complected my face looked, you could not see one acne scar or blemish, it was amazing! I did not expect this feature to work so well!!!
No doubt they will make zillions of dollars off these innovations targeted at the self absorbed and those who prefer to deceive others with their model perfect profile pics. Bring the end on, I say, bring it the f**k on.