Republican Santa takes a selfie with a fascist

Recenlty I was thinking about the movie Bad Santa and the epic “fuck stick” scene. And for whatever reason, that thought led me down the rabbit hole of trying to find some real life “Bad Santas.”

I think it was a pretty successful journey if these images that I brought back are anything to go by.

By the way, the worst offending Santa in my opinion is the Donald Trump-supporting St. Nick. Screw that guy! I don’t want your gifts, asshat. Bah! Humbug!

Apparently Santa ran out of dolls
 

Santa and his smokey treat, NYC, 1963
 

Santa getting arrested
 

Santa giving guns to three infants
 

BDSM bear Santa
 

Santa trimming herb in his Humboldt County weed workshop
 

Santa with a pantyhose fetish
 

Santa being a straight-up dickhead
 

Santa drinking more than milk
 

NRA Santa
 

Horny Santa
 

Santa probably going to jail
 

Santa definitely going to jail
 

Scary Santa makes the kids cry
 

Caption THIS!
 

Santa, guns
 

Yea!
 

No caption necessary
 

And who could forget THIS sleazy Santa from Baltimore?!