Bad Santa: Santa Claus behaving badly
Republican Santa takes a selfie with a fascist
Recenlty I was thinking about the movie Bad Santa and the epic “fuck stick” scene. And for whatever reason, that thought led me down the rabbit hole of trying to find some real life “Bad Santas.”
I think it was a pretty successful journey if these images that I brought back are anything to go by.
By the way, the worst offending Santa in my opinion is the Donald Trump-supporting St. Nick. Screw that guy! I don’t want your gifts, asshat. Bah! Humbug!
Apparently Santa ran out of dolls
Santa and his smokey treat, NYC, 1963
Santa getting arrested
Santa giving guns to three infants
BDSM bear Santa
Santa trimming herb in his Humboldt County weed workshop
Santa with a pantyhose fetish
Santa being a straight-up dickhead
Santa drinking more than milk
NRA Santa
Horny Santa
Santa probably going to jail
Santa definitely going to jail
Scary Santa makes the kids cry
Caption THIS!
Santa, guns
Yea!
No caption necessary
And who could forget THIS sleazy Santa from Baltimore?!