For those of you not watching Charlie Brooker’s Weekly Wipe yet, I highly, highly suggest it. It’s damned good TV. Smart, dumb and bust-a-gut funny.

Here Brooker goes off on a brilliant rant detailing our obsession with celebrity fuckwit Justin Bieber.

“Just another nauseating, butter wouldn’t melt in his mouth pop weasel hammered into the global consciousness like a nail of frozen piss through a cabbage.”

Did Shakespeare, Milton or Joyce ever say anything as poetic or funny? No. No, they did not.