Manchester mouthbreathers Candy Flip flirted briefly with stardom when they released this excruciating version of the Beatles’ “Strawberry Fields Forever.” Brain-addled ravers turned this into a hit in 1990 - proof that anything sounds good after ingesting a fistful of ecstasy followed by a strip of blotter acid and a vodka and Red Bull chaser.

When the Madchester lads sing “let me take you down” they fucking mean it.

More tambourine, please.