Dangerous Finds: Artificial eggs made from plants; Gay Africans can get EU asylum; Drunks at a bar
Florida woman calls 911 to report drunk people at bar – Death and Taxes
Albert Hammond Jr says ‘Courtney Love is full of shit’ – Noisey
Speaking more than one language may delay dementia – USA Today
Boy, 13, suspended for carrying Vera Bradley purse – KLTV
Henry Rollins to star in indie horror-thriller He Never Died – Variety
UK Gov’t losing the plot: Now claiming Snowden leaks could help pedophiles – TechDirt
The Lyme disease battle: True believers and researchers face off over ticks and symptoms – LA Times
Billy Bragg tells artists to blame major labels not Spotify for ‘paltry’ streaming payments – NME
The federal government paid $11.3 million in taxpayer-funded farm subsidies from 1995 to 2012 to 50 billionaires – New York Times
Kapow! Batman, Robin, the Hoff and a Smurf chase Tesco attacker – STV News
Hundreds of tortoises found in luggage at Thai airport – Phys.org
Glenn Beck urges NY state to secede from NYC before it becomes ‘the next Detroit’ – Gothamist
Arkansas cop tasers woman who refuses to show him her breasts: lawsuit – NY Daily News
‘Artificial egg’ made from PLANTS backed by Bill Gates set to revolutionize cooking goes on sale at Whole Foods – Vegetarian Friend
EU rules that gay Africans are entitled to asylum: A gay refugee from an African country where people are jailed for being a homosexual does qualify for asylum – Telegraph
Legalisation of cannabis motion defeated in Irish Parliament – RTE News
Parisian restaurant has a policy of seating “beautiful people” in view of passersby, while keeping less attractive diners hidden – TheLocal.fr
Super Typhoon Haiyan, one of strongest storms ever, hits central Philippines – CNN
Skull marked ‘death to paedophiles’ among bones found off French Riviera – The Guardian
Below, a horny parrot REALLY wants a kiss: