Brain-Eating Tribe Immune to Dementia: “This is a striking example of Darwinian evolution in humans.” (ABC News)
Elizabeth Warren Launches Last-Minute Blitz to Stop Trade Bill: With a critical series of House votes scheduled for Friday, Massachusetts Senator Elizabeth Warren is making a last-minute push to kill President Barack Obama’s bid to secure fast-track trade negotiating authority. (Bloomberg)
Montana Republican: Noah was 600 years old when he built the Ark, so why do Americans need retirement? “There’s nothing in the Bible that talks about retirement” says fuckstick tech millionaire who is running for governor. It’s your Christian duty to work for hundreds of years. (The Raw Story)
The ‘Sticky Fingers’ story: After Altamont, as their world was spinning apart, the Rolling Stones made one of the greatest albums in rock ’n’ roll history. (Slate)
Video shows off-duty Florida cops repeatedly kicking black man sitting on curb: Noel Carter, a 30-year-old banker from the Miami area, filed an affidavit Wednesday asking the state to bring battery charges against the two off-duty officers who were moonlighting as security guards. (Raw Story)
It’s official: Louisiana public schools are using the Book of Genesis in high school science classes: Louisianans can now get a 19th Century education to accompany their 19th century economy. (Salon)
Holly Madison Spills The Shit About Hugh Hefner In A Tell-All: She was just an innocent girl in a mixed up crazy ol’ world. Or something like that. (Dlisted)
Bernie Sanders insists his momentum is no fluke: “This is not an educational campaign. This is not a protest campaign. This is a campaign to win,” said a confident Sanders. (Politico)
Jeb Bush Says His Views ‘Haven’t Changed at All’ on Unwed Mothers: Fuck this dumbass, am I right? (Yahoo!)
Same Sex Couple Threaten Not To Give A Shit If Other Couple Divorces: If Christian divorce does go ahead gay couple will have no choice but to go on with their lives completely unaffected by such a dumb stunt. (SBS)
These are the most creative paintings of all time according to a computer: Who says art is subjective? It’s just that it’s impossible to confirm or deny the results, researchers admit. (PopSci)
Below, Mouth & MacNeal sing their million-selling 1972 megahit “How Do You Do?”