Scientists in Japan have cloned a mouse from a single drop of blood - BBC News
Dischord’s Ian MacKaye on touring as a family, building community, making the world a better place, and what he’s got in mind for Ypsilanti this Friday evening - Mark Maynard.com
Who wants to be in a Matthew Barney film? - Animal NY
A squeal of pain: Vita Sackville-West’s love letter to Virginia Woolf - Letters of Note
Wendy Davis fans write hilarious reviews of her sneakers on Amazon - Salon
Global warming may affect soil microbe survival, with unknown consequences on soil fertility and erosion - Science Daily
Forced to work sick? That’s fine with Disney, Red Lobster, and their friends at ALEC - Mother Jones
Is there any point to the 12 Times Table? - Wolfram Blog
“I got raped, then my problems started” - Vice
Scientists explain their processes with a little too much honesty [17 pictures] - 22 Words
Watch how a pro surfer inspires autistic kids to smile - Yahoo
Publicly mourning a private man: Seitz on the funeral of James Gandolfini - Vulture
Florida burglar hacked with machete, shot with own gun during robbery attempt - NY Daily News
Hey, MSM: All journalism is advocacy journalism - Rolling Stone
How Shirley Jackson wrote The Lottery - Slate
‘Happy endings’ not illegal: men masturbation in exchange for money in Guangdong is not considered an act of prostitution, and those who provide these services will not face prosecution - Global Times
18 jaw-dropping ocean photos you have to see right this second - BuzzFeed
Why Is Hip hop (and the rest of pop culture) still so obsessed with Kurt Cobain? - FlavorWire
Wade Robson details sexual abuse allegations against Michael Jackson - TMZ
Dutch city council erroneously pronounces Nelson Mandela dead - Huffington Post
Way too many Americans spend most of their income on rent - Gawker
First unlooted royal tomb of its kind unearthed in Peru: Three queens were buried with golden treasures, human sacrifices - National Geographic
Chris Pace imagines the New York City subway as an 8-bit video game - Motherboard
When the last of us are left, how long would it take to transcribe Wikipedia? - Scientific American
A squirting Iggy Pop - Dlisted
Humans can have sex anytime we damn well please – so why do we mostly do it in the dark? Here’s what science has to say about our preference for nighttime hookups - io9
None of Tesla’s all-electric vehicles are sold in car dealerships, which could be a problem in states that are looking to ban auto manufacturers from selling directly to customers - CNET
Do chimpanzees understand death? Boing Boing
Hundreds of maggots crawling over elderly woman’s open wounds helped keep her alive after she was neglected and left to rot by daughter - Daily Mail
Below, some idiot gets himself stuck in a traffic cone, because why not:
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