Faith No More’s Mike Patton Once Shat in Axl Rose’s Orange Juice: Well someone had to to do it. (Ultimate Classic Rock)

Libertarianism is for white men: The ugly truth about the right’s favorite movement: Republicans’ demographic challenges have been well documented. Libertarians’ problems are even worse. (Salon)

One Nation, Under Sedation: Medicare Paid For Nearly 40 Million Tranquilizer Prescriptions In 2013. (Crooks & Liars)

Siouxsie Sioux and Steven Severin reunite for ‘Hannibal’ premiere! First time the co-founders of Siouxsie and the Banshees have been seen in public for 13 years. Photo shared on Marc Almond’s Twitter. (Post-Punk)

California Is Literally Sinking Into the Ground: And it’s going to cost taxpayers big time. (Mother Jones)

Tom Hanks And Rita Wilson Have Told Their Son To Stay Off Social Media: Chet Haze is a fucking idiot be proud of it, yo. (D-Listed)

If Your Bullshit Detector Isn’t Shrieking, It’s Broken: Wishing it was true doesn’t make it true—it makes you a chump who fell for the con. (Of Two Minds)

Survey: Obama’s Trade Proposal a Tough Sell for Most Americans: Two-thirds of Americans—Republicans and Democrats alike—say protecting American industries and jobs by limiting imports is more important than allowing free trade so they can buy products at lower prices from any country. (NBC News)

Let down by Obama, some black voters ask: Is it even worth backing Clinton? Good question! (Washington Post)

Republicans to start eating their own in 5, 4, 3…? Jeb Bush, feeling vulnerable, is about to go all Mitt Romney on their asses (No More Mister Nice Blog)

Hannity Explains to Witness What Really Happened at McKinney: Officer Was ‘Provoked’ and in the process makes himself look like a colossal idiot yet again. She might have been there, and seen it with her own eyes, but let big Sean Hannity tell the black girl what she really saw! (Mediaite)

Texas abortion law ruling: Latinas more likely to avoid clinics and self-terminate: Low-income and ‘landlocked’ undocumented women may have difficulty accessing care in the state, stoking fears that self-induced abortions will increase. (Guardian)

Below, Shirley Bassey sings “Diamonds are Forever” on the Morecambe and Wise Christmas special of 1971: