Bacteria from slim people could help treat obesity - The Guardian

The nightmare continues for Russia’s LGBT community: a member of parliament is proposing a law that would deny gay and lesbian parents custody of their own children - The Bilerico Project

The Shaggs’ Dot Wiggin announces debut solo album Ready! Get! Go! - Pitchfork

Deep-sea squids’ tentacle tips swim on their own - CBS News

Reporter tries to cook egg with London’s ‘deathray’ building—gives up when his hair starts to catch fire - The National Post h/t reddit

Arthur Russell’s 1994 album Another Thought will be issued for the first time on vinyl this autumn - The Quietus

Ministry of Sound sues Spotify over copyright infringement… - Digital Music News

NSA attains the Holy Grail of spying, decodes vast swaths of Internet traffic - Ars Technica

Teen busted smoking weed in his room by parents, friends online recorded it - Death and Taxes

Your dog wants steak - Arbroath

An Indian woman whose memoir about life under Taliban rule was turned into a Bollywood movie was shot dead Thursday by suspected members of the Islamist militia - AP

Sacred Bones selling original pressings of David Lynch’s Twin Peaks soundtrack - Sacred Bones Records

The hypothetical illicit marijuana growers have been cleared as blame for the Yosemite Rim Fire shifts to a lone hunter - Salon

A serial “pigeon strangler” has been prowling a historic street in Cambridge to rid it of the messy birds - Cambridge News

Woman, 43, NAKED from the waist down busted fleeing bedroom of her 13-year-old’s lover by boy’s dad - Daily Mail

Children burned by household fruit - Hanford Sentinel

Beekeepers in three counties said they’re harvesting red honey, and the turn of events has some people worried - FOX 13 Salt Lake City

Husband asking people on the street for a kidney for his wife gets one - Gawker

Neil Young’s MP3-killing music service finally gets a release date - Death and Taxes

Below, Scratch Acid perform “Mess” and “El Spectro,” May 23, 1986: