Dangerous Finds: Sheep-eating plant, 70s mobsters loved Sex Pistols, ‘Fakeblock’ is real!

You did it, George-Michael Bluth (er, I mean “George Maharis”). Fakeblock, the antisocial network, is now REAL! – The Daily Dot

David Lynch to direct Nine Inch Nails’ “Came Back Haunted” video – Pitchfork

How caffeine can cramp creativity – The New Yorker

The U.S. Food and Drug Administration is investigating the cases of two individuals who died after injections with Eli Lilly and Co.’s long-acting treatment for schizophrenia, Zyprexa Relprevv – Reuters

Holy shit, this digital vinyl promo mailer is amazing – Jaded Punk

‘Spanking for Jesus’ is exactly as fucked up as it sounds – Jezebel

New Alzheimer’s research suggests possible cause: Interaction of proteins in brain – Science Daily

Slim Whitman obituary: Yodelling country singer best known for “Rose Marie” and Indian “Love Call” dies at 89 – The Guardian

The KKK is going to ask Paula Deen to be their new Resident Chef In 3…2… – Dlisted

Underground power-boxes nestled beneath the pavements* of London keep blowing the hell up – Boing Boing

Treetop toilets cause problems for residents in Arkansas neighborhood – WTSP.com

Hot mic catches NSA boss praising FBI chiefs for supportive testimony on surveillance programs – Daily Mail

Dolce & Gabbana ruled guilty of tax evasion, sentenced to jail time – The Daily Beast

’70s mobsters loved the Sex Pistols – ANIMAL New York

Man Of Steel producer Christopher Nolan disagreed with film’s controversial ending [Spoiler Audio] – Comics Alliance

Internet trolls love feminist writers: The irony is that for all their misogyny, they spend an inordinate amount of time reading about women’s issues – Salon

The world’s only known white gorilla was the result of incest – PopSci

A map showing the original meanings of place names in North America – io9

RHS ‘sheep-eating’ plant about to bloom in Surrey – BBC News

Castle’s toilet still holds parasites from Crusaders’ feces – Smithsonian

Tough kid gives his gay eighth grade teacher a moment he’ll never forget – Towerload

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