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30,000 year old Brazilian artifacts throw wrench in theory humans first arrived in Americas 12,000 years ago - Raw Story
Weatherman eats ‘food’ off the floor, finds out it’s cat vomit - Gawker
Bryan Cranston responds to Britney Spears’ complaints with Breaking Bad finale – NME
Tiny marsupials have such frantic sex it kills them - Discovery
World’s first malaria vaccine on course for 2015 - New Scientist
Motörhead drummer’s warning to Lemmy - Classic Rock Mag
Girls in Pakistan see Taliban victim Malala as heroine - USA Today
John Lennon’s Hollywood Walk of Fame Star Defaced - Hollywood Reporter
Extreme climate will hurt Tropics first, not the Arctic - Scientific American
There was uproar in the French parliament this week when an opposition deputy made sexist clucking noises during a speech by a female Green Party MP - The Local
We spend billions a year maintaining phone lines (almost) nobody depends on. Should we get rid of them? - Washington Post
Compounds in marijuana can treat multiple sclerosis in mice by reducing inflammation in the brain and spinal cord - ALN
U.S. builders hoard mineral rights under new homes- Reuters
Millions of veterans will miss disability payments if the shutdown continues - PBS
“Chimpanzees of a Feather Sit Together”: Friendships are based on homophily in personality - University Herald
A decision to cancel Halloween celebrations at an elementary school in Montgomery County is stirring controversy among some parents - ABC
A dollop of peanut butter and a ruler might be a way to confirm a diagnosis of early-stage Alzheimer’s disease - Futurity
‘They were completely oblivious’: Hundreds of passengers on packed commuter train were so engrossed in mobile phones that they failed to spot gun-wielding student killer - Independent
This bird can stay in flight for six months straight - Smithsonian Mag
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