‘Do not run’: Hints for straight college girls encountering lesbians, 1988

New York magazine’s music critic Jody Rosen posted this gem on his Twitter and added, “…priceless period piece unearthed yesterday by a friend packing for a move.”

Man, how times have changed since 1988. My favorite “hints” and tips are:

1. Do not run from the room. This is rude.

2. If you must back away, do so slowly and with discretion.

15. Do respect her Individuality. She is a lesbian, but she is also Mary, Pam and Lori…

h/t Gawker