Drunk chick leaves EPIC voice message

This slurred monologue was left on the wrong voicemail. Hilarity ensues!

Apparently the “Ryan” this message was directed at wears “tiny clothes” and likes having long conversations about yo-yos. (Don’t we all?)

The details are priceless. Apparently “Ryan” also had to “leave urgently” that night for some reason. I wonder why that was…

Below, “Ryan” listens to the message:

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