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‘Firstness’: Woman’s insanity sums up *exactly* what makes America great
11.23.2010
02:05 pm
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Lori Davenport of St. Petersburg, Florida is the first in the nation to camp outside a Best Buy for this year’s Black Friday sales. The retailer gave her an iPad for her dedication.

Watch this. This fuckin’ says it all. And it says it so much better than any commentator could. Kudos to whoever produced this segment for leaving out the voice over and just letting this batshit crazy lady talk about “firstness.”

This is POETRY (of a fashion). American poetry.
 

Posted by Richard Metzger
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11.23.2010
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