Behold the solid silver anus!

The “WTF” section of unusual UK online gift shop Firebox, contains many strange things. Like a $46,000 floating hot tub (called the “Hot Tug”), and the most expensive vacuum cleaner in the world that retails for over $1.2 million dollars. These items pale in comparison to the “WTF” that is Firebox’s solid silver anus.

Billed as the “perfect gift for your tightest squeeze,” only 100 of these luxurious impressions were made. Crafted from 55 grams of silver and then bleached (because that was your next question, right?), Firebox credits the long, difficult casting process (that an actual human went through) that produced the seamless appearance of their silver anus.

It may also be important to note that it’s unclear if the silver anus, cast from the muscle that controls the exit door in your ass (or entrance, I don’t judge), belonged to a man or woman. While I’m no anatomy expert, it appears that it is likely the impression was obtained from a woman. So take that into account, as well as the $774.29 asking price if you’re thinking of picking one up. At the very least, Firebox certainly lives up to their motto that states the things that they sell are in fact, “Not for Everyone.”
 

 

Previously on Dangerous Minds:
Edible chocolate bumholes crafted from butt model