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For the wino who has everything: A realistic baby flask?
02.19.2015
08:41 pm
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For the wino who has everything: A realistic baby flask?


 
You know when you need to be covert with your boozy needs? What about a baby doll flask? Seriously, your friends and family won’t be the wiser. Okay, of course they’ll know ‘cause A) you don’t have a goddamned baby and B) it’s plastic for pete’s sake. And C) you’re as drunk as a skunk sucking on a plastic baby head.

Perhaps it’s best suited for smuggling hooch into sporting events or concerts? You know, from afar?


 
The flask, created by Simon Philion, is called Cool Baby. It’s on Kickstarter right now with a goal of $70,000. So far it’s reached around $10k.

Below, an instructional video on when and how to use Cool Baby:

 
via Death and Taxes

Posted by Tara McGinley
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02.19.2015
08:41 pm
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