The Snorkel O Vibrating Muff Dive Gear is a real actual thing that exists, ostensibly for those out there who are literally drowning in pussy.
 

 
The disposable device, sold through Amazon and other online adult novelty shops, contains two plugs for the nostrils which, theortically, allow for ease of air-flow as the user’s face is smashed up against the mons pubis of their partner. But this isn’t just any snatch-snorkel. This is a vibrating snatch-snorkel. The front end of the device includes a mechanism which can be switched on during use, and will supposedly vibrate for 30 minutes on the installed battery. My guess is that a vibrating device pressed up against one’s nose could get a little sneezy, but then again, some people might be into that.
 

 
This device should not be confused with the Glow N Dark Pussy Snorkel which is a cheaper product and does not come outfitted with a vibrating device. The glow-in-the-dark factor could, however come in handy in low-light situations. If you are using the Snorkel O in a low-light spelunking session, you might consider the addition of a Smrroy Zoomable Headlamp Head torch Light.
 

 
Properly outfitted, you’ll be prepared for marathon depth plumbing. Just don’t do that thing with spelling the alphabet with your tongue. No one’s actually into that.

Here, for no good reason at all, is late ‘80s Gilman Street scene acapella rappers, The Yeastie Girlz, and their ode to cunnilingus from the Ovary Action seven inch: “You Suck.”