She’s baaacckk. Already? Remember the Christian Monster Energy drink satanic conspiracy theory lady from last week? Well…improbably (or not so improbably) she’s back on our radar screens again.
This time Christine Weick was caught on video disrupting a Muslim prayer service being held at the National Cathedral on Friday, November 14th.
She told conservative Christian conspiracy theory website WorldNetDaily that God got her past security and that she hid in the bathroom praying over and over again before she realized that she had become “invisible.” When the Imam called for prayer Weick stood up and shouted:
âJesus Christ died on that cross. He is the reason we are to worship only Him. Jesus Christ is our Lord and Savior,â she said. âWe have built âŚallowed you your mosques in this country. Why donât you worship in your mosques and leave our churches alone? We are a country founded on Christian principles.â
She immediately heard voices in the crowd yelling for security.
One might suppose that Ms. Weick has been hearing voices for some time now.
She worried that she’d flub her carefully rehearsed lines and look like an idiot, but believes “it didnât happen that wayâ—contrary to the videotaped evidence!
So this is not Weick’s first or even second brush with notoriety, it is (at least) her third—she got a Slushie thrown in her face in front of a news crew on Motherâs Day as she held a sign reading, âThank your mom today for not being gay!â—we just didn’t know her name until now. In the sub-Drudge reader sector of wingnuts within wingnuts, Weick, who lives out of her car and has authored the book Explain This! A Verse by Verse Explanation of the Book of Revelation, is already being held up as a Christian martyr “hero” and not someone who needs to be fucking medicated, stat.
She claims that it was a “thumbs up” from a “strange” clapping woman along her 400 mile drive from Tennessee to the nation’s capitol that she took as a sign from God convincing her that she was doing the right thing. Weick’s husband apparently divorced her over her goofy beliefs. More from WND (where the comments are pure mental midget genius!):
âIt was a situation in my life, how God yanked every anchor in my life over the last five years, just everything that would keep a normal woman, a normal mother, at home just got yanked out from under me,â she said. âI have a son and a daughter, and they disowned me. I took a stand against gay marriage and I lost them. That is my heartache. And it hurts me so much. And I wonder what they think now when they see me on the news.â
Weick said she doesnât know what her next âassignmentâ will be, but she knows now she can tackle almost anything.
âI told the Lord last night, âOK, you can take me now,â but I donât know,â she said. âI think He may have other plans for me, per Jeremiah 29: 11.â
Oh Lord, please do not take her. Christine Weick is one of the very BEST Christians in America. Maybe THE best. What a fine example of a good Christian to point to (at?). Time will tell what plans God has for this zany lady, but all I can say is watch out Victoria Jackson, you’ve got fierce competition in the Christian dingbat department.
It also occurred to me that wacky William Tapley, who bills himself as the “co-prophet” of the End Times, has never really seemed to find his duet partner. What if it’s Christine? Let’s hope they’re both on Christian Mingle, right? They could make beautiful music together!