How to make edible meat underwear

To make these tasty undies you’ll need:

2 lbs Ground Beef
3 Original Slim Jims
3/4 cup Soy Sauce
2 tbsp Hot Sauce
1 tsp. liquid smoke
Seasoning – red pepper flakes, celery salt, onion powder, salt, pepper

Tools:

Dehydrator
Rolling Pin
Parchment Paper
X-acto knife

When you’ve acquired the necessary tools and ingredients, follow these instructions.