Please paint me the T-Rex attack scene from Jurassic Park, but the T-Rex is the band T-Rex.

I mean… how good is that? Yes, please.

Admittedly I’m way late on discovering Jim’ll Paint It on Facebook. That’s okay, though. The world is big. If you, like poor lil’ me, didn’t know about Jim’ll Paint It until today… then congrats, because you’re in for a treat. Since 2013, the Jim’ll Paint It Facebook page has been taking requests from the general public. Jim promises to paint any scenario—and I do mean any scenario—that you think up and send to him. The crazier the request, the better and more inspired Jim gets. Don’t believe me? I’ve posted Jim’s final results with the original request underneath each image.

Jim gets a ton of requests each day. I wonder what the deciding factor is for the ones he ends up painting?

Dear Jim, please paint an episode of Fawlty Towers in zero gravity.

Kanye West travels back in time in a DeLorean to ruin Mother Teresa’s Nobel Peace Prize acceptance speech.

Can you paint when Hitler was a contestant on Catchphrase and was absolutely furious because his opponent was Bill Oddie and all of the catchphrases were about birds?

Tom Baker has vandalised and is pissing on the new Doctor’s tardis.

Wolverine stuck in a cat-flap.

Madonna drying out cigarette ends under a hand drier in the ladies toilets in Wetherspoons.

Dear Jim, Please can you paint Frankie Boyle teaching children how to swear.

Can you please paint Jeff Goldblum in his classic Jurassic Park pose - open shirt, breathing heavily, with beads of sweat dripping down his chest - while Barney the Dinosaur stands behind him giving him a massage, looking a little bit rapey.

Dear Jim, Please paint a recreation of the russian roulette scene from the deer hunter using your choice of muppets.

David Mitchell’s garden centre rampage.

 
This last one takes the cake, does it not? I hope the person who submitted it has gotten professional help…
 

 

Please could you paint for me a young Sterling Moss playing chess against Lee Scratch Perry on a oval chess board. Sterling has a side plate next to him with crumpets on it, Lee Perry has a glass of milk and a tiny statue of Damo Suzuki wrapped in a Brazilian flag, with a tub of Vics vapour rub in the palm of its hand. The table on which the chess board is placed is wooden and its legs are carved effigies of Nicholas Lyndhurst. On the floor in front of them is Danny Baker baptising East 17 in a jam jar. Ted Danson is on crutches knocking out amyl nitrate from a suitcase to Greg Wallace who is dressed as Charlie Brown. Greg has webbed hands and a badge on his jumper that says ‘always keep your Basil’s straight’. The fiercely competitive battle is taking place in Ken Dodd’s mouth.

 
via Ebaums World and h/t Chris Holmes