This is some of the dumbest shit I’ve ever seen: KISS air guitar strings. You heard me. KISS is selling bags of oxygen to people for $3.99 a pop. What’s worse is they’re apparently selling like Pet Rocks.
Metalsucks sums up their value nicely:
These strings are precision manufactured to the highest standards and most exacting specifications to ensure consistency, optimum performance, and long life. KISS Air Guitar Strings are made from nothing wrapped around more nothing, with specially tempered nothing-plated high carbon nothing, producing a well-balanced tone for your air guitar. Gauges .000, .000, .000, .000, .000, and .000. And best of all, they’re only four bucks for a pack of none! WHAT AN AMAZING VALUE!!! That’s a great use of four dollars and is definitely not just throwing your money away.
If people are stupid enough to buy this “merchandise,” I say take their money and run! You deserve to lose your four bucks!
So far, these air guitar strings are only available in Las Vegas. I looked on KISS’ website and couldn’t find them.
Previously on Dangerous Minds:
KISS THIS: 45 shitastic minutes of Paul Stanley’s stage banter
KISS rocks out on ‘The Paul Lynde Halloween Special,’ 1976
KISS, with the vocals half a step out of key, sound like drunk frat boys at a karaoke bar
KISS: Their X-rated early days