Canada’s greatest export (if you don’t count Molson’s Golden, Rush or Pamela Anderson), the Trailer Park Boys, will be performing in Los Angeles for the first time on Feb. 25 at the Wiltern Theatre, with “The Ricky, Julian and Bubbles’ Community Service Variety Show.”

We caught up to Sunnyvale’s favorite residents and asked a few questions about their upcoming performance:

What in the world did you do that you have to do this community service tour?

Bubbles: I was with Ricky and Julian when they hijacked a truck that was supposed to be full of liquor that they wanted to give to Ray for his birthday. Instead, it was full of Rubik’s Cubes and Sham Wows. We got nailed selling them at the flea market.

I hear that you’re doing an anti-drugs-and-drinking puppet show. Isn’t that a bit hypocritical since drugs and drinking have made you the men you are today?

Bubbles: Ricky and Julian say there’s no way they’re gonna make it through the show without getting drunk and high, but I’m gonna make sure they don’t, because if we do, the three of us are gonna end up back in jail, and I hate jail.

Do you really believe one single solitary word of this anti-drugs stuff or is it just a big put-on for your parole officer and the courts?

Ricky: I love drugs, and I think this whole thing is stupid. I’m only doing it for Bubbles because he doesn’t like jail. I’d rather go to jail; I love jail.

How will you even get into the country? Aren’t you guys on some kind of no-fly list or something?

Julian: We are on a list, but we have two parole officers traveling with us that will get us in to the country.

Why come to America now?

Bubbles: I’ve been trying to talk Ricky and Julian into going for years, but they watch too much TV and thought American jails were too scary.

Have you been to Los Angeles before?

Julian: No, and we’re really looking forward to it. I might try and audition for a Clint Eastwood movie while we’re there and meet some hot strippers, see if they wanna come back to Sunnyvale with me.

I suppose you boys have heard that marijuana is legal in California. Any plans to visit any of our world famous pot dispensaries while you’re here?

Ricky: I plan on checking out every single one of them, maybe buy some seeds, start growing, open up a shop of my own and live down there forever.

Any messages for the ladies of Los Angeles?

Bubbles: L.A. ladies are the hottest in the world, and I’m hoping the show turns into a festival of toplessness. Prizes will be awarded to any ladies who show up in bikinis.

The Wiltern Theatre, 3790 Wilshire Blvd., www.trailerparkboys.com

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