Now I’ve heard of Mechanophilia before, which means having a sexual attraction to machines, such as airplanes, cars, helicopters etc., but I’ve never really seen it in action, at least to this extent…

I showed this brief video to my husband and he watched it with a furrowed brow. The first thing he said to me when it was over was “Maybe he’s just pumping the tire?” I guess he, er, could be? Nope, he’s fucking this Volkswagen’s exhaust pipe.

Whatever gets your rocks off, I guess? But wouldn’t that hurt after a while?

 
via Death and Taxes

Previously on Dangerous Minds:
Man admits to having sex with over 700 cars
Barking mad: Man has sex with tree (NSFW)