Nothing says anarchy like these hilarious stock photos of ‘punkers’
A group of happy punks
Oh dear, the stock photography version of punk. If you asked my nana what a punk was or looked like, she’d point to one of these photos and say “Right here. One of them.”
My favorite image out of all of this cringe-worthy mess is the “punk” dude holding the giant bazooka. As we all know a punk outfit is never complete without a handy rocket launcher. And don’t the ladies love ’em???
The nut never falls very far from the tree.
Anarchy Angie, the waitress at “SPIT” the new punk rock theme restaurant, brings you your Molotov cocktail.
“This is about the JEANS, people. The JEANS. Not the bazooka, the jeans!”
Never mind the spreadsheet…
I don’t believe her. Her motivation seems suspect.
Give it all you’ve got! Show me the anarchy inside you! YES! Give me that punky ‘Blue Steel’!
So wrong it’s… just wrong.
“You with the nun’s habit and the punk rock guy, come over here, I have an idea.”
“Look tough. Okay, just forget it.”
“You guys look like a 21st century ‘Brady Bunch’ if maybe there were a few more marriages before Mike and Carol met.”
“Tell the stylist to make the rockabilly guy into a punk. She can gel his hair up or something. And tell her to put beers in his pockets, too.”
“Do like a Richard Kern girl sort of thin.”
“Can you just give me the horns the right way? It looks like you’re going to force yourself to throw up.”
“Now THAT is motivation, people!”