I know, I know, it’s waaaaaaay too early to start talking about holiday stocking stuffers, but c’mon… An “Oh man, I shot Marvin in the face” action figure by GFY Toys?
Perfect if your Barbie needs a headless boyfriend!
-Each figure is fresh out of the trunk, hand painted and sealed just for you!*
-Custom blood splattered!
-Hand smashed head chunks!
-“Interactive” card art!**
-6 points of unarticulation!
-100% not resin!
-For Ages 80 and up!
-Opinions sold separately!
It’s $45 + shipping here.
via Nerdcore