Every once in a while I accidentally get to that place on the Internet and stumble across something which I have no words for. Perfect example: This bizarre-looking vagina mask. There’s not too much information about it except that it’s handmade, “fully functional” and made of silicone. The mask is designed by San Diego-based artist Melissa Coulter on Etsy. It sells for $480 + shipping.

To be honest, it looks more like the Creature from the Black Lagoon or some weirdo alien from Doctor Who than actual ladyparts. But what would I know? 

Shouldn’t there be a matching, er, dickhead mask for couples who want to go trick or treating and have the police called on them?