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This “70s Hairy Chest Sweater” by Firebox gives me a serious case of the grodies. I get that’s (admittedly bear-y funny) the point, but how on earth were they able to make it look so… oily?

Perhaps it’s the 100% polyester fiber content?

They have a disclaimer, too: “Actual increase in virility and masculinity is debatable.” So you’ve been warned.

You can purchase one of your own for $60.49 here.

Previously on Dangerous Minds:
‘Eraserhead’ and Wire’s ‘154’ album cover sweaters

Awesome Kraftwerk sweater

‘The Big Lebowski’: Replica of The Dude’s sweater

Full-body ‘onesie’ sweater

Via Das Kraftfuttermischwerk