This is one of those clever ideas that make me want to kick myself for not thinking of it first... Anyway, Firebox is selling a face-melting Major Arnold Toht candle (the sinister SS agent whose face melts off at the end of Raiders of the Lost Ark).

According to UK-based Firebox, “Thankfully it melts a lot slower than his face does in the film.”

Doesn’t emit a blood-curdling screech as it burns

Perhaps a good Father’s Day gift if your dad’s a fan of the film? It’s $28.39 + shipping.