Practically her first words to them are: “You Pinnochio fucking nose, go mind your own business!” Rhubarb must be her catnip!

And that voice! She’s just like Danny DeVito’s mother in Throw Momma from the Train!

D-listed’s always brilliant Michael K had this spot on description of this angelic, delicate dew-drop:

If the minds of Trey Parker and Matt Stone and the mind of John Waters violently humped each other raw, they’d create this human strawberry in a dusty, garage sale wig. This joy to the world is serious about her rhubarb and when she’s caught picking rhubarb that’s overgrowing from a neighbor’s yard into the “alley property,” she turns into a fuck-throwing insult machine.

“You shut your goddamn mouth, why don’t you go in there and lose some weight, you big fatass.”

She’s the perfect troll under the bridge! With Tourette’s!