I almost used the word “panties” to describe this satanic undergarment—the designer calls ‘em “Baphomet Panties”—but dammit I just hate using that word. Much like I hate the word “slacks” for pants. For me, hearing someone say “slacks” or “panties” is like chewing on a ball of tinfoil. They’re horrible words. But I digress. Vancouver-based Noctex sells these delightful “Baphomet underwear” for your evil bum-covering needs.
It looks like they’re currently sold out on their Etsy shop page and I can’t find them anywhere on the Noctex website. Perhaps contact them to see if they’re making any more?
It could make for a lovely Valentine’s Day gift for the satanically inclined, no?