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Scouting merit badges for cool shit like prank-calls, grave-robbing and arson!
02.15.2016
09:45 am

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Scouting merit badges for cool shit like prank-calls, grave-robbing and arson!


 
These are totally badass. Artist Luke Drozd is responsible for these “Alternative Scouting for Girls and Boys Merit Badges.” The badges are based on a comic strip from his Threnodies book.
 

 
The patches are standard merit badge size, about 4.5 cm diameter, and can be sewn or ironed-on to your favorite jacket or scouting sash.

If these had been around when I was a kid, I may have actually joined the Cub Scouts. They almost make me wanna have a kid, just to pridefully watch them try to earn some of these lovelies. The full line includes badges for Grave Robbing, Arson, Violent Revenge, Curses & Hexes, Espionage, Money Laundering, Cryptozoology, Spirit Medium, Prank Calls, Home Dentistry, Mind Control, Cannibalism, Invisibility, Time Travel, Necromancy and Mob Justice.

Home dentistry! Now that’s a skill that will come in handy throughout one’s life. Math can’t help you perform a root canal. Fuck math.
 

 
You can order them individually or in sets HERE.

Here’s some young would-be scouts going for their merit badges in pill-popping and glue-huffing:
 

 
H/T: Art Chantry

Posted by Christopher Bickel

 

 

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