Shit Record Covers

Whenever I see a gallery of crappy album covers, I get annoyed because it’s always the same ones–By Request Only – Ken, Julie’s Sixteenth Birthday – John Bult, Jesus Use Me – The Faith Tones etc.

It’s time to update that… shit.

I’ve been following Shit Record Covers for some time now on Facebook as a lurker (I’ve never posted anything) and they do shit record covers right. Here’s a collection of the best of the… shit… a few choice selections that deserve some Internet recognition.


“Three Oates = One Hall!” – John Riley


Released in 1973


“Get some of the bellmen to sweep up the driveway. They can pose for their damn album cover while they’re doing it.” – Robert Barron


“I have a feeling that these lads may not be genuine Native Americans.” – David McCarthy‎


“Boyd Rice will resort to any measure to promote ‘Hirsute Pursuit'” – David Van Cleve


“He took advantage of a stoned girl.” – Kenny Mendenhall


“This may not be actual shit but it will be soon.” – Simon Bedford-James